Unf#%^ability, the followup

Cenk Uygar of The Young Turks and Don Hazen at Alternet are two of the most recent subjects of the #metoo movement.

Cenk has a long history of foaming at the mouth at everything Hillary has ever done, wants to do, how long she has lingered in the public stage…

I know this will come as a shock to you but Cenk also is a breast man. Yep, he loves tits. Miami tits are especially nice. 14-16 year old tits will be delicious when they’ve had a few years to ripen. And he has a habit of making women who work with him uncomfortable with endless talk about sex and how much he got, etc.

It almost sounds like if you’re not 22 and well endowed, Cenk thinks your a blight on the landscape. I mean, really, what are you good for?? Who wants to hear a 68 year old unfuckable woman talk about policy? Amirite? You know I am.

As for Don Hazen, currently on suspension from Alternet and formerly of Mother Jones, he was one of the biggest mouth pieces egging Bernie Sanders supporters on and pointing out how unlikeable Hillary was. I think we can all agree that unlikeable was code for unfuckable.

The latest interesting thing to happen is Joan Walsh, editor of Salon, has not had her contract renewed by MSNBC. But they’re keeping Chris Matthews after allegations of misconduct against him.

I will leave it as an exercise for the reader to figure that out.

I’ll end this post with a video from 2008 that sums up everything that went wrong with the Hillary campaigns. Funny we haven’t heard any allegations about Keith Olbermann yet but will it surprise anyone if he’s another one? The thing about unlikeability is that it is on the same gene with perceptions of unfuckability on the Y chromosome.

These are the guys who delivered the White House to Donald Trump. They helped with the tax bill and non-renewal of CHIP and the roll back of reproductive rights for women. They are responsible for us leaving the Paris Climate Change accords and Dreamers having their protections revoked.

It wasn’t the Republicans that did that to our candidate alone. No, it was sexist asshole guys who think the candidate’s worth is dependent on how their dicks respond. They gave us this mess and put our futures at risk.

This video is dedicated to them.