Quotations from Emperor Obama

Are you ready for the Change we’ve been hearing about?

It is an unofficial requirement for every citizen to own, to read, and to carry this book at all times.

Printed in a size that easily fits into pocket or purse, it is comprised of quotations borrowed from the President’s speeches and writings. His guiding principles will enlighten the minds of the people and prepare the way for a new era of change. In order to master the President’s ideology, it is necessary to study many of the basic concepts over and over again, and it is best to memorize important statements and apply them repeatedly. Learn earnestly and diligently.

Together we can bring about the next great era in the American story.

That is the introduction to Pocket Obama, a book of quotes from our Dear Leader. The book, which is already sold out on Amazon, was published by the History Company on January 8, 2009. Is it a joke? The History Company sells historical replicas, and many of them are quite pricey. In a quick look around the site I didn’t see a lot humorous item, but this one seems intended to be funny. Even as snark though, this book is seriously creepy.