It is too early in the morning for this crap but here it is, splashed all over the NYTimes: Tax Deal Suggests a New Path for Obama. Bull$@%#. This is the same old Obama.
I can imagine how the “negotiations” with Republicans went:
O: We need more stimulus.
GOP: And that affects us…how?
O: Money’s got to come from somewhere.
GOP: Get it from Social Security.
O: Is that the best you can do?
GOP: Do you have any bourbon? This coffee shit just isn’t doing it for me. Wow, would you look at the time. Gotta go.
O: Do you have to leave right now?
GOP: Yep. I have a massage with a full release scheduled with my Lobbyist buddy from the oil bidness. Write it up, send it to my guys. See ya.
So, Obama wrote it up. We get a break on our payroll taxes. Woo-hoo! That’s like eating our seed corn. I can’t wait to explain it to my senior relatives some years down the road as to why we just slashed their benefits:
“See, back in 2010, Obama couldn’t think of anywhere else to get the money for the stimulus because he wasn’t as smart as he thought he was and he had no imagination. So, instead of throwing a fit about the irresponsible Bush deficit increases or demanding that employers stop siphoning money away from the employees who work their asses off for them, or lobbying to get the Paycheck Fairness Act passed, which would have been a very popular way to add money to womens’ paychecks, he cut us working people a break and that
pittance money went into the general economy and came back to the treasury as general revenue when the people who we bought stuff from paid their taxes. And those taxes paid for stuff Republicans wanted like a huge bloated Homeland Security department and wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. But it also meant that Obama could almost afford the money Bush granted to the rich with those irresponsible tax cuts. So, that’s why you have to give up eating fresh fruits and vegetables. Buffy and Skip needed a new yacht. Yes, I’d love to go to the beach this summer but I can’t retire. Ever.”
By the way, Stuart Zechman, you shouldn’t be surprised at all about Obama. You just weren’t paying attention. And your obsession with the nefarious “Third Way” reminds me of the Da Vinci code. If we listen to you and your friends, you would think there’s some mysterious, pagan cult that engages in group sex while chanting “D-L-C, D-L-C” to a fevered pitch. Oh, sorry, that was the Obama supporters back in 2008.
I don’t believe in the Third Way boogieman (or woman). But if there was one candidate in 2008 who embodied all you feared, It was OBAMA. Here are a couple oldies but goodies from our archive:
The Audiology of Hope: Dogwhistle Economics- by Ronkseattle. That was from January 2008. Ronk was waaaay ahead of the curve. He wrote another summary of Obama’s economic advisors which I am having trouble finding. But when I do, I’ll post a link.
Here’s another from May 2008 called Friday Foibles, which cites Paul Krugman’s growing discomfort with Obama’s economic advisors. By the way, I challenge you or anyone else to find anything racist about what we wrote back then.
Cokie Roberts Sees the Light. When even Cokie Roberts is disgusted with the Democratic primary system, you know you’ve got a problem. Oh, but she was just a stupid, old, uneducated working class woman, right?
That’s just a smidgeon of the stuff we posted on Obama in 2008. I suggest you go back to the beginning and watch the transformation of this site’s authors from being mildly annoyed at Obama’s followers but not willing to write off Obama to full scale disgust with him and anyone who followed him. I’d dig it up for you but the wordpress archive is flaky and our tags weren’t very precise back then. So, please, be my guest Stuart. Go back and read our posts and see what you were missing while Obama’s crack team of psychological manipulators and marketing specialists were messing with you.
And can the Third Way! hysterics. No one here gives a flying F@#$.
In other news:
It appears that a some of the CEO’s in the Pharma industry have no background in the sciences. Jeffrey Kindler, the guy who just got canned from Pfizer, oh, I’m sorry, is taking a sabbatical to rest his frazzled nerves after he laid off 19000 employees in the wake of a $68 billion merger with Wyeth, used to be CEO of McDonalds. No, that’s not some pharma you’ve never heard of. That’s the fast food chain. And the guy who runs Glaxo Smith Kline used to be in the ketchup business. In fact, there are pharma CEO’s who have never set foot in a lab. It is very difficult to understand how people like Kindler make intelligent decisions about how to run a company based on R&D if they think there is even the remotest analogy to flipping burgers. See Derek Lowe’s blog, In the Pipeline, for more news on Jeffrey Kindler, and check out the comment section which just goes to show that even geeks have a sense of
gallows humor. (Tsk-Tsk)
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