Howard Dean auditioned for Secretary of HHS.
God, I hope I get it, I hope I get it!
How many people does he need? How many people does he need?
God, I hope I get it! I hope I get it!
How may boys, how many girls
How many boys, how many…
God, I really blew it, I really blew it!
How could I do a thing like that? How could I do a thing like …?
Now, I’ll never make it
I’ll never make it!
He doesn’t like the way I look.
He doesn’t like the way I dance.
He doesn’t like the way I…
No, Howard, he doesn’t like you. He used you. Just like he used a lot of other people to get to the top. Jeez, Howard, how thick can you be? You and Brother Jim were the propaganda wing. You were set up to look much bigger than you actually were. Your operations were infiltrated by Cylons to undermine and destroy the progressive blogosphere. “Are your bases are belong to us!” Well, I outta…Bam! to the moon Howard!
Haven’t you noticed how many Republican types or Republicans carefully groomed to look like Democrats there are in Obama’s cabinet, not to mention how few women? (Thanks for nothing for that last bit, Howard.) There’s Robert Gates still at the Penatagon and Judd Gregg nearly slipped in to guard the henhouse at Commerce. His choice of Daschle was inspired no doubt by the less than vigorous defense of the Senate while he was majority leader after 9/11. Looks like that anthrax spore job really put the fear of God in him, eh, Howard? And now, the *woman*, who you describe as “very nice”, Kathleen Sebelius, who has run around Kansas for the last several years recruiting Republicans to run as Democrats, is going to be taking your spot.
What’s coming next? What’s happening now?
Still it isn’t over
I’ve gotta imagine what he wants it isn’t over
I’ve gotta imagine what he does
God, I hope I get it, I hope I get it!
I’ve come this far, but even so: It could be yes, it could be no.
How many people does he…?
I really need this job
Please, God, I need this job I’ve got to get this show.
No soup for you, Howard. I hear you really haven’t got a gig lined up. Now, is that the kind of gratitude you expected from the person you just helped get elected? When did you realize you were left out of the equation, Howard? Did you become a part of the “old coalition” before or after the money men moved the operation to Chicago? Was it just after the RBC hearing in May when your name fell off the email list? After the Democrats surrendered, you became superfluous.
Who am I anyway? Am I my resume?
That is a picture of a person I don’t know.
What does he want from me?
What should I try to be?
So many faces all around and here we go,
I need this job Oh God, I need this show.
There’s plenty of time to work on your “50 State Strategy”. Hey! Maybe you can apply for a directorship with Accountability Now! There’s no time like the present. Actually, it’s too late but I don’t want you to get too despondent. After all, you’ve now joined the ranks of the “old, uneducated, stupid, working class, sino-Peruvian lesbians” except that your branch still thinks it consists of “Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models with PhDs in Architecture”. I have my doubts as to whether the Whole Foods nation will be able to withstand the forces of psychological warfare arrayed against them, although, flattery did work magnificently well the first time. As long as they keep their distance from thos old hags, the PUMAs, the left of the party is effectively neutralized.
It’s OK, Howard. Don’t worry about us. We might be sitting at the wrong lunch table but once the glamour wears off the Messiah and everyone sees that his real agenda is to implement Republican Lite (now with 1/3 fewer fundamentalists!), we’re going to have a lot more company at this table. The working class American voters are going to realize they were screwed and you, Howard, are going to get some of the blame for that.
You might be better off out of the spotlight.