The polls will close in NJ in about an hour from now. Time to fire up the tube and watch the first of two ceilings shatter.
Whoo-Hoo! Go New Jersey!
Update: We interrupt this cocktail party for a {{swoonworthy}} ad from Hillary’s campaign. Take a look:
Woah!
If you’re like me, you’ve been obsessively checking your phone and favorite sites during break and lunch and on the bus and since you got home. If you haven’t, here’s what you’ve missed.
Creamsicle Trump is whining about how the media is harassing him like no other candidate over his Judge Curiel remarks and his Trump University investigations and he’s not going to talk about it anymore because it’s distracting. His surrogates say the media is much nicer to Hillary.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
{{taking deep breath, wiping eyes}}
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Oh, my, this general election is going to be so much fun.
Also, for those of you who want to compare the 2016 primary vs the 2008 primary, check out the front page of the NYT, which has some nifty graphs showing just how close it was. Actually, it was closer. I’m pretty sure they’re not including the FL and MI delegates, which weren’t restored to full votes until just before the convention. The difference between Obama and Clinton was microscopic and his lead came from a lot of undemocratic caucus states, just like Bernie. Anyway, at least the media is *finally* acknowledging the shocking closeness of the 2008 primary. It’s about f&*(ing time. Now they should look into the egregious convention.
Rico is here. He came straight from the gym. We provide great benefits here at The Confluence. He’s whipping up something called a Kick in the Glass. It’s more like a dessert than a cocktail but you can order anything you like including some fine California wines.
David Gergen just said that Hillary’s nomination is not going to be as exciting as Barack Obama’s nomination.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
{{taking deep breath, wiping eyes}}
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Ok, where was I? Ah yes, cocktail party. Our servers are circulating with some appetizers from our primary states. Have some puffy tacos, fresh salads and crudites, buffalo sliders and steamed crab.
Our entertainment tonight is Billy Bragg and Wilco. This Woody Guthrie song goes out to our friends in California.
Everyone is welcome but please check your trigger words and concealed weapons with Florence, our enforcer. Heated arguments should be taken somewhere else. Relentless mockery is always encouraged.
Come on in.
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