Cocktail hour

Yeah, Florida! Home of “The Mouse” and green slime. May your delegates be seated. Now, onto SuperDuper Tuesday!

Welcome everyone to the Clinton Cocktail Hour. I am your hostess, Goldberry. This is the time of day when we remember we’re all on the same side and we toast each other. To the left of the door, you will find Rico, our bartender with flair! Tonight’s featured cocktail is a *Jersey Girl*, which, I guess is what I am after all these years. But if that’s not to your liking, order anything you like.

Tonight’s entertainment is provided by a musician who’s no stranger to progressives, Bruce Springsteen. You can find his new CD Magic at iTunes or amazon. This is the title cut:

If this were summer, I’d offer you some sunwarmed Jersey tomatoes and tree ripened white peaches and we’d eat them on the Jersey side of the Delaware after floating down the river on our innertubes with sixpacks of beer strapped to the side. But it’s winter and it’s cold and dreary outside so we need something warm and toasty. The waiters will be circulating shortly with some crispy fried calamari with marinara and asparagus tempura with citrus-cilantro ponzu for the vegans.

Trigger words really aren’t practical in a bar so feel free to hang them up, along with your dripping umbrella, with Florence, our lovely checkroom attendant.

Please drink responsibly and tip your wait staff generously.

The Clinton Cocktail Party

Hi, all! Well, we’ve put South Carolina out of the way. The real fireworks are going to start shortly. I get to vote on SuperDuper Tuesday, do you?

Welcome to the Clinton Cocktail Party, the place in the blogosphere where we hang up our poison pens and pick up a glass in honor of each other and our party. The bar is to the left of the door. Our bartender with flair is Rico. Tonight’s featured drink is a Florida Tracksuit. But if the RedBull is too much for you, you can order something else.

Our entertainment for tonight is Jimmy Buffet for all you Parrot Heads out there. His CD Boats, Beaches, Bars and Ballads pretty much describes Florida to me. You can pick it up at amazon.

“Earth, she’s moving under me”:

Trigger words can really get in the way of dancing so feel free to check them with our lovely check room attendant, Florence. She’s the one with her parrot on her head.

The waiters will be circulating with some tasty conch cocktails and fried plantains. Please drink responsibly and tip your wait staff generously.

Evening Cocktails- bon soir

Hi guys! Welcome to the Clinton Cocktail Hour, the online party for all Democrats who want to kick back and relax from a hard days blogging. I’m your hostess, Goldberry.

Please introduce yourself to Rico, our bartender with flair who is located just to the left of the door. Tonight’s featured drink is a Campari Martini. I thought the color would go well with our musical entertainment tonight, Pink Martini. Their CD of modern lounge, Sympathique, can be found at iTunes and amazon. Here is the title cut from the CD:

Since we’re highlighting the French tonight, who are masters of diplomacy, you might like to hang up your trigger words and our lovely checkroom attendant, Florence, would be happy to assist you.

The waiters will be circulating shortly with a selection of fine French raw milk cheeses, mushroom ragout on toast and a nice fois gras. Oh, and there’s Icelandic smoked salmon for Oldpro.

Please drink responsibility and tip your wait staff generously.

Topic for tonight: Maureen Dowd- Republican or just a pain-in-the-ass?