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School children of Florida, Unite!

Your privacy is being violated. According to the Florida department of health, you are required to provide your immunization record, your vaccination “passport”, if you will, in order to learn how to read, write and do math. You are being coerced to accept foreign material into your bodies or vital capabilities necessary to your future money earning capacity will be withheld.

Wait, a person’s shot record is protected with a PIN?? Don’t tell me, it probably falls under a HIPAA regulation too. Imagine that. You’d think Florida was run by yokels by the way they’re reacting to Covid shot passports but now it looks like just another case of passionate intensity.

Nevertheless, this is your moment, Children of Florida! Your governor won’t protect you from being mowed down by an AR-15 during social studies but, by golly, he can stand in the way of the long armed, oppressive tactics of the nanny state that insists that you can’t spread measles to that kid nobody likes.

Hell, why should you be forced to go to school anyway? Why stop with getting rid of shot records? Go after Truant Officers. They’re just a bunch of libtards anyway. You should have the liberty and FREEEEEDOM to learn to read only if you want to.

Now, get out there and March!

6 Responses

  1. Repeating myself from a previous thread:


    TBH, I kinda miss the Satanic Hitler Badges. Best damn oom-pah-punk band ever. (Probably also only oom-pah-punk band ever.)

    Alas, Spinal Tap recruited their drummer and…you know…

  2. Also repeating from a previous thread, since TurdPress won’t let me make multiple links in one post on RD’s threads, and won’t let me make links at all on William’s threads:


  3. Off topic: “Of course the kids are yours, Foghorn!” 😛

  4. Oh dear, you may be starting something, RD. No school? That’s going to make some parents unhappy!

  5. Happy Out Of Touch Thursday!

  6. The full song:

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