Bring on the Conspiracy Theories

Jeffrey Epstein is dead from hanging in his Manhattan jail cell. This just a couple of weeks after his last attempt.

It’s like finding the suicide victim with the gun in his hand and shots to the base of his skull. What are the chances?

Oh, I can totally believe he committed suicide. But I don’t believe he had much choice in the matter. Like, someone might have brought the rope like material to his cell and watched him try it on. That I can believe.

Maybe it was the stash of documents that came out a couple of days ago. Lots of records and names. I doubt we’ll see any of that. AG Barr will redact them for security reasons and the primary witness is dead.

Everybody move along now. Nothing to see.