Sarah Sanders and Nazi Scum.

Sarah Sanders (model SSDLX18) asked today if we loved our country less than we hated Donald Trump.

That’s a weird question because it sounds like we have to make a choice. It’s more like an if-then statement. If you love your country, you will need to make Donald Trump leave the White House. I won’t go into all the reasons why. You either understand that the reasons are valid and not personal animus, or you don’t. I’m hoping that there are enough of us who will be able to force him out.

Speaking of forcing people out, former Breitbart contributor and paradoxically gay Milos Yiannoppoulis walked into a bar recently. Here’s what happened next:

NYC-DSA CLC comrades just shouted Milo Yiannopoulos out of a Manhattan bar 😙👌 pic.twitter.com/CjWR77DAh9

— Tim 🕊 𓅃 🌿 𓅪 🐊 𓆏 (@timtakestime) April 22, 2018

It sort of reminds me of that scene in A Bug’s Life when the Princess Atta and her ants stand up to the grasshoppers.

“Nature has a certain order – the ants pick the food, the ants keep the food, and the grasshoppers… leave!”

In fact, we should all see A Bugs Life as an allegory of our current times. Let’s rent it again, shall we?

And here’s the original Nazi Scum Get Out! Scene:

In case Trump has confused any of you out there, the Nazis are ALWAYS the bad guys.

But wait! There’s more.

Amsterdam is going to send humanitarian aid to the US:

Yes, we have slipped that far down. I hope we hit bottom soon.

How to have fun at a funeral

Melania went to Houston for Barbara Bush’s funeral. The pictures on Twitter are hilarious with Obama on the phone with a MAGA hat wearing Trump, telling him they ordered him an Uber and it should be there to pick him up any minute now. Meanwhile, all the former presidents and Hillary, who beat Trump by 3,5 million LEGALLY cast ballots, pose for a group photo with a smiling Melania.

Then there’s this:

https://twitter.com/maninthehoody/status/987920096239611904?s=21

More Melania please. Preferably in the presence of others. Having fun. Like with Daniel Macron and his wife Brigitte. Caption it like they’re planning to meet up for a threesome after they send Donald to bed with his cheeseburger.