I had to work today. I’m not complaining. I walked through Market Square. It’s so sunny and warm. Going to a cookout. Taking a salad and a bottle of chilled white wine. Not sure which one is in the fridge but I’m sure it will go with everything. Listening to Babylon while I’m walking through the square to the bus and trying to feel my Cheerios.
Hope your Fourth of July is fun and relaxing. See you then.
Champion manspreader on the bus in semi-lotus position. Pay particular attention to how he maximizes surface area and daintily brings his feet together for the dismount. Style points for the unconventional use of color in the shirt and tie, while he uses his hand to modestly shield his junk from our prying eyes. Note that in this variation he is completely occupying the seats on the right side of the grab bar while also allowing his knee to intrude to the left of the grab bar, potentiating a knee to knee interaction. That kind of thing doesn’t happen by accident. No, that’s planning and strategy.
Semi-rant: How come men carry their laptops around in chic little messenger bags while women damage their shoulder ligaments with big honkin’ lead weight bags?
Let’s face it, men get lighter laptops with multiple turbo massively parallel CPUs and terabytes of RAM pushing Moore’s law to the edge so they’re razor thin, sleek and slide easily into the padded sleeve of those messenger bags with room to spare. Oh, yeah.
We get the equivalent of IBM Selectras.
Alright, I admit it, I have toy envy.
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