Stuck in a tent during the rain.
Darryl: The air mattress is de-flated a little. You might have to, you know…
Charlene: Ok, I’ll blow it and you tell me when it’s firm enough.
{{Pause}}
Charlene: I walked right into that, didn’t I?
Darryl: I’m not saying anything.
Charlene: Pass me the bourbon.
Morning after an all night downpour:
Darryl: Did I see a big fleece hoodie in your car?
Charlene: Would you like me to get it for you?
Darryl: If you wouldn’t mind. I’m freezing.
Charlene: Anything for you. Just say the word.
{{pause}}
Darryl: Which word do I say? You’re not going to make this easy on me are you? Antidisestablishmentarianism
Charlene: {{chortling softly and turning over}} Nope. Guess again.
Darryl: We can’t see the grill.
Charlene: Or anything else. Screw it, let’s go get pancakes at a diner. You have to drive. I can’t find my glasses.
Darryl: I gotta grab a hat or they won’t let me in the door.
Charlene: {{peeking at hair in ponytail and no mascara in the mirror}} I don’t look all that hot either.
Darryl: That means we are fitting in. We have butter snaps! We won’t starve!!
Charlene: {{waiting for omelet and singing loudly along to Queen on jukebox}} Another one rides the bus, Another one rides the bus, and another gets on, and another gets on, another one rides the bus.
Darryl: {{peering over his kindle- dead giveaway}} Alright, Charlene, this isn’t a karaoke bar.
A little later
Darryl: You should read this article about gerrymandering if I can figure out where it’s from. By someone at CNN.
Charlene: {{googling}}
Darryl: How do you spell that?
Charlene: G-E-R-R-Y-M-A-N-D-E-R-I-N-G
Darryl: no
Charlene: that’s not how you spell it?
Darryl: I meant CNN. C-N-?
Waitress brings breakfast.
Charlene: Can I have some of your sausage?
Darryl: {{running with it}}. Go ahead Charlene. Take a bite. It’s a big thick sausage. You know you want to. Juicy and delicious.
{{Charlene loses it. Can’t stop laughing.}}
Darryl: {{not letting up}}. Go ahead, order some pie.
Darryl pulls into gas station
Charlene: Why are we stopping here?
Darryl: Because you’re on a quarter tank.
Charlene: I was going to stop on the way home.
Darryl: We’re going to do it now. {{pulling up to pump}}
Charlene: You’re on the wrong side.
Darryl: Damn Japanese car
Charlene: It’s Korean.
Darryl: I’ll bet it’s NORTH Korean. It’s got the gas thing on the north side of the car.
{{Darryl fumbles for the gas latch and pops the hood}}
Charlene: {{laughing}} Where did you get your PhD?
Darryl: Shuddup, Charlene. I’m checking the oil.
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