I know what you’re thinking. You’re in bed with the guy and he’s just not that good. He thinks he’s Dirk Diggler but he zigs when you zag. He sticks his tongue in your ear and you really hate that. And you just know he’s going to go on and on and on and never get to the point unless you hurry things along.
And you can’t stop thinking about that guy you were with last night.
I think you’re going to have to fake it tonight, Dems.
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Filed under: General | Tagged: 2012, after Bill Clinton, Charlotte, Convention, DNC |
Love it!…the post, I mean.
I was going to post the Sally orgasm scene but it’s much more entertaining to watch the Dems faking it in real time.
It sure is! And your post is even better than Sally’s performance.
Well, it’s shorter. I’ll give you that.
And here’s that wet tongue in your ear, Obama Will Vow to Cut the Deficit by $4 Trillion in DNC Speech
The biggest expanding part of the deficit is Medicare. That’s because we refuse to control costs for fear of triggering Harry and Louise ads and also because the pool of applicants is older and sicker. These are things we can do something about.
But if they touch social security, well, I just wouldn’t want to go there. It would be like laughing at live dragons.
Let’s face it, Obama is a lousy lay.
The biggest part of the Medicare deficit is BushCo’s Medicare Part D, I believe. It diverts medicare taxmoney to subsidizing private Big Insura FrontGroup CutOut “pharmacy plans” and it specifically forbids
Medicare from group-bargaining down the prices on covered drugs.
Repealing Medicare Part D would close a lot of that deficit. Then legislating an exact replica of VA-style drug coverage for Medicare would allow for cost-contained drug availability for medicare recipients.
If it is good enough for our veterans, it is good enough for our Medicare recipients.
ROFLMAO!
Now Joe Biden is going to make Obama’s teleprompting look good by comparison. I have not seem Obsma on TV by intent since he was shadowed by the faux Greek partheon or Roman forum, or whatever was hacked out of styrofoam, and read a laundry list, adapted from Clinton’s state of the union speeches. The phone rang and asked for money for Obama. I received a call this morning from something called “Democratic Congressional ….” I was expecting a personal call so I picked up the phone. “I am not interested, thank you.”
At least I can get PBS on TV using my digital converter and a digital antennae.
When I got a call a few weeks back from an ObaMouseketeer, I engaged him and kept him on the phone as long as I could. Those who have the time might consider this approach. As long as you keep the Obamacrat phone-caller tied up and busy talking to you, he/she can’t target and call the next potential victim.
One might even call it Operation Tie-Up-The-Phones.
It’s started. It’s actually making my stomach hurt.
seek therapy
You first.
lol
!! The uneducated American line. 100,000+ unemployed scientists cry.
We’ll just stay home this election year, how about that?
I have to ask … did he fake HIS orgasm?
His speech is not playing well compared to Bill’s.
I think when he told us that his campaign is OUR campaign …. well it wasn’t pretty. We lost the rhythm.
And losing the rhythm sucks.
I still can’t get over that tongue in the ear thing…. It was like that. Only worse.
Yeah, it’s a mood killer. It makes me think of Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor jelly beans in earwax.
True… meh. Bring on the debates
Surprisingly lackluster.
Never caught on fire. If Obama can’t do that anymore, what’s he got?
He’s got the fear of a Romney Presidency. And the fear of a Ryan Presidency after that. That is the fear which millions of Dvoters will have to face and overcome.
And so we will do better with Mitt?
Depends on how fast you want your handbasket to arrive.
….from Utah with your Magic Underwear.
If Democrats want our votes, they should try shamelessly pandering to us. That seems to work for other voting blocs.
Nope. I don’t see much difference between them. But no…
We’re FDR Democrats and likely to vote for Rocky Anderson or Jill Stein. Not a lot of Obama/Romney voters here.
Are you planning to vote for him? Because none of us are.
Hey, guess what! There are THIRD parties on the ballots. Is that wild or what?
free pizza or $$$$, no allusions here in Texas
about the same actually
He did pander a bit with a line about women controlling their bodies or something like that. I haven’t watched him give a speech since he sent a thrill up Tweety Matthews’ leg talking about race so I don’t know if he has ever bothered to address women’s reproductive rights in a speech.
What about Tweety’s reproductive rights?
We had a dog that would do that leg thing if you weren’t careful.
It’s not just the D’s faking it. It’s the media as well, proving the 1% are betting on the same tool again
http://edgeoforever.wordpress.com/2012/09/07/tabloids-tingling-for-obama-the-choice-of-the-1/
As an old broad who has always been and Independent but used to vote mostly Democrat this post is a metaphor that just says it all and describes the obedient women Dems perfectly for me. I quit faking it 30 years ago, it either works or it doesn’t and Obama doesn’t. And to me there is nothing more pathetic than women who are content to fake it.