I will now attempt to translate Rush Limbaugh’s “apology” to Sandra Fluke (aka women in general) into its original StanleyKowalskiese:
“Why are you so mad? I was only kidding. Can’t you take a joke? Why do you always make a big fucking deal about stuff? What’s the matter with you? You don’t have any reason to be angry. Are you on the rag again? {{bitch}}”
Fin
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Response to Rush:
Why are you such a douche? We aren’t kidding.Why are you such a big fucking asshole? We already know what’s the matter with you. Are you planning another trip to the Dominican Republic to try to get a little from those boys and girls? Don’t forget not to cram your suitcase with illegal Viagra when you return, like you got caught doing last time, Limp-Boy. Try a splint next time.
LOL!
Rush has been married four times. He has no children. So would it be safe to assume that he either
a) Couldn’t have sex with any of his wives or
b) Participated in Birth Control and is a Slut or
c) Is shooting blanks?
Think I’m in spam.
I trudged through the spam filter and didn’t see anything. It looks like the ethernet ate your homework
He apologizes for the tone. He did not apologize for the content.
IOW, he didn’t apologize.
Basically.
Every time Limpballs crosses the line his apology comes in the form of,”What!! Can’t you take a joke!”
Now he’ll lay off the invective for a bit hoping his sponsors come back. You can do something about this, the AM stations that broadcast Rush and these other miscreants won’t drop them because their target audience is the Moron-American segment of the population. However these stations are usually part of a conglomerate that has other formats in your area. Stop listening to them. If you go to the website of your local AM Hate Radio station you can find information about their parent company and the other stations they own in the area. A month from now write the managers of the stations telling them you are not going to do business with their sponsors becuse their afilliate still carries Rush.
What DID happen to “personal responsibility and accountability,” Rush?
January 12, 2004
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
PALM BEACH, FL – In a motion filed today, the American Civil Liberties Union of Florida said state law enforcement officers violated Rush Limbaugh’s privacy rights by seizing the conservative radio talk show host’s medical records as part of a criminal investigation involving alleged “”doctor-shopping.””
I forget where I heard this joke:
What’s the difference between Rush Limpbough and the Hindenburg?
One of them is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag–and the other one was a blimp. 😈