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The last few days we have done several posts that discussed last year’s campaign, the blogospheric meltdown and Obamanation’s  efforts to rewrite recent history.  These posts have triggered an upsurge in a blogospheric malady known as Lying Obot Optical Neuropathy Syndrome (LOONS).

LOONS is a condition unique to Obama supporters and it is currently unknown whether it is a congenital defect or is chemically induced (or as my grandma would say “Is he drunk or stupid?)  People with LOONS (“loonies”) are incapable of seeing things that are right in front of them and obvious to everyone else. There is speculation that the condition is caused by the use of Kool-aid goggles.

Loonies have much in common with Holocaust deniers. Now I’m not comparing what happened last year to the Holocaust, which was one of the most horrific events in all of recorded history.  But despite massive amounts of physical evidence and eyewitness testimony some people cling to the belief that 6 million Jews committed suicide in a conspiracy to make the Nazis look bad.

According to the loonies, Left Blogistan was a genteel and civilized place until supporters of Hillary Clinton launched an unprovoked racist jihad on peace-loving Obama supporters.  When presented with reams and terabytes of evidence to the contrary the loonies are incapable of seeing it and will stubbornly deny its existence.

Never argue with loonies, it wastes your time and the loonies enjoy it.  They exhibit an obsessive-compulsive need to stalk and harass non-loonies, badgering them with “Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?” attacks.  The only known way to cure loonies involves a sound-proof room, duct tape and a large dead fish.

Other symptoms of LOONS include bad personal hygiene, impaired cognition and logical thinking skills, excessive wanking and permanent virginity.  Many loonies exhibit erotic fantasies involving goats and bizarre S&M fantasies wherein they are dominated by cougars and pumas.  A handful of these loonies also fetishize cuts of meat from the beef hindquarters.  This latter group are called “rump roasters.”


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35 Responses

  1. wow you went hardcore 2day but hey lets keep trashing them as much as possible

  2. Hey, myiq, there’s a nice shoutout to you at Corrente this morning!

  3. Lying Obot Optical Neuropathy Syndrome (LOONS)

    LOL!! Love it!

  4. Leave it to you myiq to coin a phrase for them! & this is a great way to distinguish them from the other Obots. ROFLMAO

  5. The LOONS were out over at Ani’s post at NOQ yesterday too, reciting the “Clinton ran a bad/negative campaign, lost get over it, racial coding, yada yada yada. They are absolutely incapable of seeing. Can an institution also suffer from LOONS, because the media is clearly infected. Apparently, O’s latest Bestest Speech Evah was met with period of “stony silence” in Egypt, but the media is falling all over themselves praising it.

    • yes, she ran such a bad campaign that more people voted for her.
      Their arguments remind me of “Gore chose the wrong votes to recount”…….

      Cheaters are cheaters no matter what party they are in.

    • “Can an institution also suffer from LOONS, because the media is clearly infected.”

      Oh, I don’t know, I think they are just completely owned.

      • The MSM is about 90% Obot

      • I agree. It’s whoever is cutting the checks. Right now it’s Barry’s backers, a couple of years ago, it was it was Bush’s backers….The media is all about the upper crust’s current dreamboat.and that would be Barry. There are many who have conceived Barry love so they don’t feel like paid for ass….but they are .

    • The owners of the media are members in good standing of the plutocracy that bought and paid for Brand Obama. Hence, their employees know they must at least behave as if they are “infected”, whether they actually know better or not, if they want to keep their jobs.

  6. myiq2xu Lying Obot Optical Neuropathy Syndrome (LOONS) do you mind if i use that the next time i trash some bots

  7. ATTENTION: Hillary is supposed to be on Greta tonight!

  8. I DUGG it, can you?

    Thanks, myiq2xu!

  9. The great, great Arthur Silber (his focus is Obama’s bloody foreign policy and continuation of Bush policies):

    “Yet I do not believe in holding grudges. So to many of those who voted for Obama, including all those liberals and progressives who now not only fail to oppose his policies of barbarism and death but cheer themselves hoarse with shouts of approval for ongoing murder and destruction (see the Laura Flanders article excerpted here), as well as to all those who attempt to minimize or find excuses for the many crimes of today and tomorrow, I say: Congratulations. Your assimilation has been successful. You are now part of the Hive Mind.

    “Some of us saw all this, and we therefore declined to vote for Obama. For identical reasons, we refused to vote for McCain. ‘A Choice of War Criminals’ is no choice at all, not if one values innocent life and the honor of being human. But many of those who insisted that all ‘decent’ people must vote for Obama dismissed our concerns, or attempted to marginalize and minimize them. They said we weren’t ‘realistic.’

    “To all such people, I say: you yourselves were certainly ‘realistic.’ I would suggest that one other element of what now unfolds is also realistic: the blood that drips from your hands, and the nightmares that ought to sear your souls.

    “There’s realism for you, you miserable sons of bitches.”

    http://powerofnarrative.blogspot.com/2009/05/borg-welcomes-its-new-members.html

  10. God is gonna get you for that!

    Go check your email

    (he he he)

  11. The Black Agenda Report calls it Obamanity:

    http://www.blackagendareport.com/?q=content/obamanity-religion-complicity

    • Did they hear on CNN today, that NOW he doesn’t want to be known as the ‘First Black President’, he simply wants to be known as the 44th President?!? Holly Enchilada! Also, NOW he wants to acknowledge his father’s heritage and no mention of his mother (as always). The said that today was the first time he added the Civil Rights in his speech….hemmmm

      Hannity…Obama “US a Muslim country”?

    • I saw Cinie’s post yesterday and am listening to this and it’s leaving me wondering after hearing all the spin today. Hemmm 😦

  12. New post up.

  13. Wow, I go away for a few days and look at all the fun obot posts I missed. Here’s my 2 cents worth: the obots are all batsh*t f*cking crazy. I believe that’s the correct psychological term for their condition. 🙂

    • I hear that they’re putting “Obot Personality Disorder” in the new DSM.

  14. myiq–you made my day!! hysterically funny, I just wish it weren”t true.

  15. AAAAIEEEEEE! BRAIN BLEACH, BRAIN BLEACH, STAT!!!!!!!! :mrgreen:

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