ObamaPorn definition: The excessive adulation and idolatry of Barack Obama’s minimal accomplishments , such as: golfing, walking, reading a teleprompter, quote from a scripted press release, place him on magazine covers claiming Obama’s the greatest thing since Moses did that trick with the stick. Although not contagious, most ObamaPorniacs are shocked that certain resistant individuals do not subscribe to ObamaPorn.
ObamaPorn is disseminated anywhere and everywhere. Could be in text, graphic and particularly found in tacky mass merchandising material form.
Examples follow below:
TEXT FORM – Obama makes pitch for ideas, e-mail addresses
WASHINGTON –‘s high-tech bandwagon is rolling on, combining information on inauguration events with a pitch for cash to pay for them.
The president-elect’s aides told supporters Wednesday that they could learn by e-mail about community service projects around the country tied to his swearing-in Jan. 20; that they could receive updates by cell phone on traffic and events in the nation’s capital; that the best of their ideas on how to govern, submitted on his Web site, would get his attention.
In the process, the Obama team collected more data about potential supporters and donors.
Obama’s team got out the information by e-mail to millions of current supporters, who, they hoped would pass the messages to friends. Obama already has a 13 million-person e-mail political database.
“I am asking you to join us in that same spirit of service to others — no matter where you live,” Obama said in a four-minute speech posted on the Internet.
Obama, Vice President-elect Joe Biden and their families plan to participate in service projects in the Washington area Monday. On an Obama-tied Web site, USAService.org, aides have posted thousands of volunteer opportunities across the country linked to his inauguration Tuesday.
An e-mail announcing the video message included a request for donations. Obama already has raised $35 million for next week’s inaugural events.
Obama adviser homeland security sections.told supporters, by e-mail, that transition officials would bind together user comments from Obama’s Web site and present him with the top-rated ones. Thousands of entries were posted under the economy, energy, education and
“Throughout this transition, a truly inspiring number of citizens have gotten involved,” wrote Jarrett. “We hope that you remain involved through the inauguration and beyond.”
Obama also announced that supporters can sign up to receive text messages about volunteer opportunities, traffic problems and event schedules. (edited by me: didn’t they just say a couple of paragraphs up?)
“I am asking you to make a lasting commitment to make better the lives of your fellow Americans — a commitment that must endure beyond one day, or even one presidency,” Obama said.
Obama urged voters to send a text message with the word “open” to 56333 to receive quick updates during his events.
Also Wednesday, Obama’s Zac Posen and Juicy Couture would contribute designs to help the public take ownership of the event.said it would sell high-fashion handbags and T-shirts from $45 to $75, with the proceeds to pay for the enormous celebration. The committee said Diane Von Furstenberg,
Oh yeah, right! Obama is going to listen to your widdle idea on geothermal energy and he’s going to actually read it – and better yet, use it to save the WORLD! Yes he can! Among 13 million other ideas, YOURS is the one he will read! After you buy fancy overpriced handbags of course. Oh and you must keep tithing every week to Obama for America so he can fund the propaganda machine, why not?? It’s HIS-story we’re talking about.
But wait, here’s more – and no, this is NOT a joke:
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- Pajama day at school or on campus? Make it Ojama day!
- Inauguration eve pajama party? Make it an Ojama party!
- Christmas morning pajamas? So much better in your Ojamas!
- Supporting the President-elect even in your sleep? Only in Ojamas!
WORSHIP ZOD in your sleep! Huh? What was that? You meant to wear those K-Mart Joe Boxer PJs to bed? HOW DARE YOU defy The Greatest of Greatests in your sleep?
But Gawker.com had the best ObamaPorn sighting, by artist Dan Lacey:
Notice the Rembrandt-esque play of light on O’s miraculous buttcheeks?
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