Question:What’s the best way to get a kid to clean the house? Answer: Promise her a Halloween Party/sleepover. I’ve been busy all week trying to organize this little soiree. But now the snacks are bought, the costume made, the hair highlighted and the house is – clean!
In the meantime, we have a little unfinished business before next Tuesday, like helping our friend Heidi Li at Democrats for Principle before Party raise some money to run ads in the Michigan and Miami area. And let’s not forget Murphy and her batallions of flyer PUMAs, busily blamketing their neighborhoods with messages of Resistance. Tonight’s fundraising Cocktail Party is dedicated to all of our friends who hung in there with us to the bitter end and now need a few more bucks to make it over the goal line.
Welcome to the Conflucian Cocktail Party. This is the time of the week when PUMAs come together to mix, mix their drinks and throw a little cash in the kitty for the cause du jour. To the left of the door is Rico, our ever faithful PUMA bartender with flair. His special drink for this evening is a Four Fine Friends (looks like it will knock you on your @SS). We are also offering Causmos for $10.00. You can choose from a donation to Democrats for Principle before Party or PUMAPac. I’m sure the proprietresses would be very grateful.
Our entertainment tonight is something *completely* different, and not necessarily in a good way. This is a cover of Mr. Tambourine Man from the Golden Throat of William Shatner:
Ok, I have a twisted sense of humor. If you don’t and you think your trigger words might get the best of you, leave them off with Florence the lovely checkroom attendant. The waiters will be circulating shortly with some toasted pumpkin seeds, donuts and mugs of warm spicy cider. Please drink responsibly and tip your wait staff generously.
And Join me at 10PM EST for Conflucians Say on PUMA United Radio, PURrrr