We should actually thank the RBC for yesterday’s ruling. It just dawned on me that we are the hottest voters on the damn planet. Yes, indeed. EVERYONE wants us now.
The DNC is going to try to push us around like some bad soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend. But secretly, they’re insecure and desperate for us to stay with them. Expect them to vacillate between violent threats and sweet talking. They want make up sex in the worst way and will probably do it badly. There is no orgasm in it for you, Clintonistas, but that doesn’t mean they won’t try. Just don’t return their phone calls. Get a restraining order. Change your address.
The GOP will see us as the prizes that we are. Yeah, they’re a bunch of jerks too. McCain will ply us with roses and champagne. They’ll want to “listen” to us. Lend us a shoulder to cry on. But they’re rotten to the core and we know it. As long as the sex is good, sleep with them all you want. But use protection and don’t commit to anything.
Hey, enjoy the single life. Life is pretty good right about now. We’re sitting on top of a goldmine.
Oh, and it still is the Map, not the Math. Here are the latest Monte Carlo simulations from Hominid Views:
Clinton vs McCain: She wins 100% of the time.
Obama vs McCain: Some days he’s up, some days he’s down. Today, he beats McCain but just barely. (I guarantee that will change after Saturday)