Cover up those dirty pillows!

Q: What do women’s breasts and toy trains have in common? A: They were intended for children but it’s grown men that play with them. You just can’t make up shit like this. SF Gate: Katy Perry’s cleavage is fine for Russell Brand — not so for Elmo and Sesame Street. The children’s show says [...]

“For Whatever Reason…”

Just a short time ago, I received an urgent message in my in-box from the Great Cheeto himself. The subject line of the the urgent e-mail reads “Pop Quiz.” The urgent e-mail is reproduced in full below (emphasis added): Boston Boomer, President Obama has appointed a bipartisan commission to develop recommendations to balance the budget. [...]

The Terror Babies are Coming: Run for Your Lives!!

Is this the silly season or what? On Anderson Cooper 360 last night and tonight there are have been discussions about the latest scare rumor out of Texas: terror babies. See, what happens is that foreign women come to the U.S. just before their babies are born. That way they get an American citizen in [...]

Open Thread: President Obama Caught Lip-Synching Speech

From The Onion:

Look on the bright side, the T Pyxidis could end it all

OK, we can all stop worrying about the economy, the healthcare debacle, and the state of affairs in general; it looks like a supernova named T Pyxidis may be plotting our demise and ready to end all of our anguish. T Pyxidis, a star on the verge of growing too massive and collapsing into a [...]

OFA Pre-Speech Memo

This arrived in my email by mistake: From: David Axelrod, Obots For America To: XXXX Dear valued OFA team member: Tonight Barack Obama will make a very important speech about the conflict in Afghanistan. It is crucial that we rally support for our President as he implements his new strategy. Here’s how you can help: [...]

Good thing that Palin b*tch didn’t get elected, huh?

  Remember last year when the Forces of Darkness almost put “Rape Kit” Sarah and her scary lady parts in the Oval Office? Luckily, the Obamacrats spread the word that Bible Spice and her Crypt Keeper running mate intended to restrict women’s right to choose, and truth, justice and the American way were saved!   [...]

Vast right wing conspiracy

I just had a thought. Compare these two things: When anyone named Clinton talks about a right wing conspiracy, they’re nuts. But when Bush the Second talked about how we had to fight Them over there if we didn’t want to fight Them over here, he knew what he was talking about because he had [...]

What’s wrong with Obama

This is a graph from pollster.com of Obama’s favorable vs unfavorable rating going back to Jan 2008. Anyone who’s read what I’ve written about him (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9) knows I think he’s an empty suit. An empty, bigoted suit, pressed by the corporations who own him. I’ve been wondering [...]

Billionaires for Weathcare Open Thread

Billionaires for Wealthcare, a newly formed lobbying group in California, is adding its voice to town hall protests against government interference in the U.S. health care system. You think you have a right to health care? Forget about it. One sign held by a “billionaire” protester in Spring Valley, CA read “If God loved the [...]