The school just called. It was the nurse. I’m thinking, “great, she knocked her front teeth out in gym” or “She is throwing up, can I come pick her up?”. No, the nurse was happy to assure me that Brooke had participated in the random drug test and there were no drugs in her system.
No duh. *I* could have told them that. The kid is as clean as a whistle. How do I know? She spends all of her free time teaching herself Chinese. I have the notebooks to prove it. She just won a prestigious award in German. She never emerges from her basement lair unless she is lured up with food. I can’t even get her to hang out with her friends. WHEN was she going to be doing drugs??
Is there any reason to test her? No. It’s just to keep kids on their toes, like some panopticon thing. Make them feel guilty without even trying. And what’s this crap about “participated”? It’s more like coerced. If she doesn’t hand over the pee, she can’t participate in any after school programs.
Why can’t we suspect a kid of being bad before we jump all over their case about it?
This is where the next round of authoritarian followers will come from.
Back to the nurse, she just wanted to call to tell me that the kid isn’t on drugs, isn’t that delightful? She always wants parents to know even when there is a good result, just to let them know that we are keeping an eye on everything they do and say and breath. Yes, it’s a conspiracy between parents and teachers to keep these teenagers as toddlers as long as we possibly can. They must remain under our watchful eye even when all evidence points to them being really terrific human beings.
I told the nurse that the drug test wasn’t necessary and I am not concerned. In fact, I think they should have called me BEFORE they pulled her out randomly for a drug test and asked me if she needed it. Otherwise, I just see it as a violation of trust and her civil rights. Of course, the board of ed could always argue she’s a minor and therefore doesn’t have any civil rights. But it does make us suspicious of each other. Parents learn to immediately suspect the worst of their children and children learn that nothing is off limits to scrutiny even when there is no reason to suspect anything.
Oh, and the school is in lockdown mode because of some rumor of something happening in another school district somewhere else. For gawdssakes, this is the most boring suburb on the face of the planet. Nothing happens here. You can’t even crowd surf the hallways in the last week of school without being barred from graduation. So, no one can leave the school grounds during lockdown. Like they were breaking down the doors to get out on a normal day. Doesn’t “lockdown” sound like a prison term? It’s overkill.
Home schooling is looking pretty damn good right about now.