B is for boobies!
Q: What do women’s breasts and toy trains have in common?
A: They were intended for children but it’s grown men that play with them.
You just can’t make up shit like this. SF Gate:
Katy Perry’s cleavage is fine for Russell Brand — not so for Elmo and Sesame Street.
The children’s show says it won’t air a taped segment featuring the “California Gurls” singer and Elmo. The pop star — who is known for her risque outfits — wore a gold bustier top as she sang a version of her hit “Hot N Cold.” But some felt it was too revealing for the kid set.
Well we certainly don’t want our children exposed to women’s breasts. It might traumatize them.
Maybe we should require our wimmenz to cover up all their flesh when they appear in public so they don’t cause our fine upstanding menfork to have lewd, lascivious and immoral thoughts.
Personally, I find trouser cleavage to be much more offensive and unsightly. Until we stamp out crack I think women should be free to walk around topless.
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